i've never been nice my whole life, but i'll do my best to be sweet.
Don’t really have one bc I don’t pay attention who I’m blogging from!
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
I cnat stop laughing
Anonymous said: How do you give a blowjob?!?
Ask your local orthodontist!